Because you demanded it, here's the "Lace for Boyz" in single format.

Lace For Boyz (2008)

Too Fine, Too Small
Too Fine, Too Small

WonderMike:
Yo, yo, yo, yo, hizKNITS
These big knit kids still frontin’ on us
Show them that we can do this, cuz we always knew this, HA HA HA
Yeah, boyeeeez

hizKNITS:
Lace! How long can it grow?
Last row, what a knitter throw.
Once again, back it’s the inflammable
The chart animal
The untangleable [FLEECE] knitted finery made by one

QueerJoe said, MOTHS! and I got numb
Can I tell ‘em that I really never had handspun?
But it’s the crack that the BMFA had done
Now they got me in a cell cause my needles, they swell
cause a brother like me said, well...
Lacy Knitters Guild's a posse that I think you ought to listen to
Guys who know the craft, I'm talkin' Gene and Lew.
Follow for now, power of the people, say,
Make the miracle [LACE] block the lyrical
Black is back, all in, we’re gonna win
Check it out [yeah y'all] here we go again

Chorus: Knit it up! Lace for boyz! Knit it up! Lace for boyz!

WonderMike:
Yo, yo, yo, hizKNITS
They spittin’ cuz we knittin’
Let’s show them that Yknit in da house
Yo hizKNITS, show ‘em what you can do

hizKNITS:
Never badder than bad cause the brother is madder than mad
At the stitch that's been dropped like a spindle whorl
Stole on the roll, but you treat it like soap on the rope
Cause the yarn in the shawl is so dope
Counting the stitches I'm knitting inside fabric with yarn-O's and decreases galore
They'll never care for the brothers and sisters
Now going blind, saying, "Rows? Just one more!"

We got to demonstrate [come on now]
They're gonna have to wait
Til we get it right
Victorian, Hemlock, Pi and Mystery
Swallowtail, Icarus, Shetland, and Hanami!

Chorus: Knit it up! Lace for boyz! Knit it up! Lace for boyz!

WonderMike:
Yo hizKNITS
They say boys can’t do lace
I don’t understand what they sayin’
But I got Orenburg for they face!

Yknit? It’s synthetic, athletic, aesthetic and prophetic
Yknit? It’s copacetic, energetic, not apathetic
Yknit? It’s electromagnetic
Yknit? It’s genetic!

Parody lyrics: hizKNITS (with little bits by wondermike), 2008
Respect and inspiration: Public Enemy’s “Bring The Noise?, 1988
Engineered by: Sex For Teens, 2008